Our favorite…
Here’s to fighting, cheating, stealing…
If you Fight, may you fight for a friend.
If you Cheat, may you cheat death
If you Steal, may you steal a lovers heart.
And
If you Drink, may you drink with me.
Wooden ships
Some ships are wooden ships. But those ships may sink. The best ships are friendships and to those, we drink.
Here’s to staying positive
Here is to staying positive and testing negative
Another before you drink
If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I’d swim to the bottom and drink myself up. But the oceans not beer and I’m not a duck so let’s drink these drinks and get fucked up.
A wedding toast. Here is to you two….
Here is to you two from we two, and if you two love we two as we two love you two here is to us four, but if you two don’t love we two as we two love you two than here is to us two and no more.
You and yours
Here’s to you and yours and mine and ours. If mine and ours should ever again cross paths with you and yours, I hope mine and ours will be as good to you and yours as you and yours was to mine and ours.
Our Children
May our children reach higher heights than we have and never approach our lows
Whish us well
Here’s to those who wish us well. All the rest can go to Hell.
Here’s to…
Married men, and to single men, and to women who don’t care about such things.
Here’s to bad men…
For giving men like us, a good name.
Here’s to dogs…
For teaching men how much fun it is to chase tail.
A toast to your coffin…
May it be made of 100 year old oak, and may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.
Those Who Love You…
May those who love you love you; and those who don’t love you, may God turn their hearts. And if He doesn’t turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so you’ll know them by their limping.
Pockets…
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Raunchy ones:
Before you drink
Here’s to courage, here’s to honour. If you can’t come in her, come on her! Cheers.
Here’s to honor
Here’s to getting honor, here’s to staying honor, and if you can’t cum in her cum honor.
A soldiers home is the land
A soldiers home is the land, a sailors home is the sea, but a whiskey glass and a hookers ass is home sweet home to me
To rattlesnakes and condoms,
Two things we don’t fuck with!
Birthday Year
Birthday’s come but once a year…
Aren’t you glad you’re not a birthday?
A fighting man’s toast
To pussy and gunpowder… One brought me into this world, the other will likely take me out, and i love the smell of both.
A Toast to our Women
Here’s to women, the fruit of the vine. In bloom once a month, bearing fruit every nine. No other creature, this side of hell, can get the juice from a nut without breaking the shell.
Here’s to..
Here’s to you, here’s to me. Best friends we’ll ever be, if we ever disagree, fuck you here’s to me.
She offered her honor…
I honored her offer And then all night I was off her n on her
To Sobriety
Here’s to uppers, and here’s to downers, and sobriety somewhere in between. May we drink enough, to get fucked up, so sobriety never catches me.
